So I have a little gas now and then… So what?
If you look at the “Cons” part of “Pros and Cons” for dog breeds, it says that we Boston Terriers are known for “snoring, snorting, and farting”. And I can do all three at the same time! So my boy shouldn’t have been surprised. I like to lay on top of his desk chair and fart in his ear. He fans me and says “You’re rotten!” a few times, while I feign complete ignorance. I do that very well. But I usually know what he’s talking about. It’s like on the TV show Cops when they pull over somebody who pretends they don’t speak English.
In the meantime, he’s busy today and I’m not getting much playtime OR snack time. I thought I’d get on here and look for pictures of nekkid poodles but they’re always nekkid, so what’s the fun in that?
