Another family member. I hope this isn’t boring. This is my nephew Rudy. He lives with his Girl Cindy, who is my Boy Bill’s daughter. Got that? Anyway, he’s in Arkansas. Rudy is a lot of fun. I have to watch what I say, though. Rudy’s a “short dog”, a Corgi, which I think means midget in Welsh but we don’t talk about it. He’s just “altitudinally impaired”. I guess his head and body are normal but his little legs are real short, sort of like a dachsund only not. He likes running down hills because then he can run fast like me. Cindy gets mad at my boy because he oversnacks Rudy when he goes to visit. I thought maybe they should name him Oompa Loompa but they thought it might hurt his feelings, so here’s Rudy.
