Have I told you how much I don’t like Mr. Pinchy?
My boy Bill has this thing he calls Mr. Pinchy, a long stick with a squeeze handle on one end and two grabbers on the other and he squeezes the handle and grabs my tail! I don’t have much of a tail to begin with and I don’t like Mr. Pinchy grabbing it. I have to tuck my butt down and run off and my boy thinks that’s hilarious and he and Mr. Pinchy chase me all over the house.
Now and then he also chases me with Mr. Broom or Mr. Vacuum Sweeper. It’s a tossup which is worse, Mr. Vacuum or Mr. Pinchy. Here’s what the damn Pinchy looks like:
